Normally, I would never say no to cake, Mr. Republican, sir.
You don’t get this figure by saying no to cake.
However, everyone gets tired of cake, Mr. Republican, sir.
Everyone gets tired of being fooled by the right hand handing out cake, while the left hand takes away the promises made so many years ago.
Social Security and Medicaid are only a few reasons I don’t want cake, Mr. Republican, sir.
Everyone gets tired of the lies about why you would defund Planned Parenthood over a procedure the federal government has never funded.
A tax break for second vacation homes is not a fair trade, Mr. Republican, sir.
Everyone gets tired of wondering why you value that baby before birth, but would rather mother and child disappear after birth.
The cannon fodder for your wars must come from somewhere, I suppose, Mr. Republican, sir.
I get tired of cake.
It is empty of substance.
A lot like you, Mr. Republican, sir.